I need an allowance on the mistakes I make in a day…😨
We all need it!
There should be a list of mistakes that we can commit in a day like a software trial run. 😎
When your bucket is full, you need to upgrade to pro 😁
I seriously recommend this to all supernatural powers. My bucket 🪣 will have these:
1. Can slap a moroon who did not acknowledge your presence in a meeting or forgets you in CC.
2. Can punch an idiot who drives in high beam.
3. Can expose at most one bitch, one gold digger and one drama queen a day 😜
4. Can cuss a bloody who irresponsibly wastes natural resources or resources that are depleting natural resources.
5. Can poison one fake friend who acts like the sweetest
6. Can cheat on my diet with one chocolate 🍫🫕
7. Can waste money 💸 by buying atmost 2 unnecessary thing online.
Please god, since I do this on a daily basis, please cut some slack for me 🙏🙏🙏
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